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Fuck Off Facebook! posted on June 5, 2009 - 6:31pm

Hello Everyone,Long time, no see.Not much news. I'm still in good ol' Ugg Land.I've decided to leave Facebook. If you want to talk to me from outside it feel free to ask for my email in the comments. I wish I'd never signed up in the first place, it always felt wrong.For some strange reason this is not letting me URL things but here is a nice link anyway: http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/jan/14/facebookIn fact, two nice links: http://idler.co.uk/P.S.I just wanted to mention this in response to Antipoptart whose blog is not letting me comment....silly thing."Well, if Ugandan children weren't taught to speak English in school by teachers with obvious speech defects from birth it wouldn't be a problem"--DeTamble

Abra Cadabra Alakazam! DeT is BAAAAAACK! Snacktastic! posted on December 19, 2008 - 11:17pm

Good news! I'm back.Bad news...I've forgotten how to blog.So how are we all? Getting laid? Enjoying new perfumes? Watching My Family? Actually, on that note who currently has my My Family DVDs??Carlo?Antipop?Uganda is lovely but I want to go shopping at David Jones!!I want a Vogue subscription.And sushi!AND! Good pavement so I don't ruin my heels. Where's the pavement?I wore my heels once and they got all dirty. *sniffles*Shoes aren't meant to get dirty! Dear God!

MIA posted on October 16, 2008 - 8:55pm

*cough* so...maybe one of you could let us know personally next time? When is the next BHH? The 30th? And yes, sorry, but honestly people! antipop you whore, how could you have managed to not even mention it!!

Heard of Hygiene? posted on October 11, 2008 - 12:29pm

Guess where I am...can you guess? Let me give you a hint, there are some fucking ugly birds flying overhead...Nakulabye.I'm not going to get sick of this place, even though there is some small spot of dirt on my skirt!! How dare this country dirty my clothes!!! Where's my bomb got to?!?!?! Other than that horrifically huge shortcoming this place is COOOOOL. I'm so never leaving...okay so I am at some point going to have to go home, you know what relatives can be like.Overall impressions of Uganda: Freaking Motherfucking Awesome!! I'm becoming an illegal immigrant.Whoever said this country is hot is fucking lying whore.I'm racist. Every time I see another White person I get quite irritated, mainly because they're either all over 40 or fat, wobbly, sweat covered and bright red with dirty hair!!! You there, White person, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! What kind of representation is that?? I'm ashamed to be associated with you people! Where the fuck is your hair brush? Shampoo? Conditioner?

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM! posted on October 5, 2008 - 11:57am

Where prehistoric birds adorn lamp posts, where Antipop is President and where Dreadlocked Communists and Bald Children roam, free range, across the country side...To the magical land of Uganda I come.Someone owes me a drink.

Fun Times! posted on October 3, 2008 - 1:17am

I have Glandular Fever.It sucks.For people asking, I leave on Sunday midnight (Monday) and arrive on Tuesday afternoon.*EDIT*Poor Dark Night, I forced him all the way to Wikipedia to discover what Glandular Fever is...sucker :-)Glandular Fever is Infectious mononucleosis, also known as Pfeiffer's disease, mono, in that dumb country (USA), all the intelligent people call it Glandular Fever.It has various symptoms, of those these are the pesky ones I have:Fever—this varies, but is seen in nearly all cases.Enlarged and tender lymph nodes—particularly the posterior cervical lymph nodes.Sore throat—White patches on the tonsils and back of the throat are often seen(Yes there are white patches, I got my torch and shone it down my throat and was like "Ewwwwwwwww what the fuck is that??" I even got a cotton tip to see if the white stuff could be scraped off...it can't. I'm pissed. MY TONSILS ARE TURNING WHITE!!! What the fuck do they think they're doing?? I AM ALREADY WHITE!!!

Exportation posted on September 30, 2008 - 4:45am

I've started a company. It's called DeTamble Exports. My first job is to export myself.I leave on Sunday.Apart from that I've been busy these past few weeks, hence the lack of posts.My friend Amber came to visit. She, I and Michael went over to Bee's inner-city apartment (very sexy!) and ate chocolate hash cake and watched Alien, spent the whole time making crude jokes about it too and wishing there was more nudity! When the movie was over Amber said she wanted to watch porn and so we went to the porn shop near the Teddy Bear shop on the next street. We spent an hour there. We bought a gay German porno called...erm...actually I don't remember what it was called. We also got this real old school one called Every Inch A Lady, that was awesome! It was like a whole fucking movie! I've never seen such an intense plot on a porno before!! There was a three DVDs for the price of two so we also got one called Amberella.

The Real Land of The Free, Do You Hear Me posted on September 11, 2008 - 8:51am

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CB Disclaimer: This post may offend some people and is sure to diverge from its original point and go down the ranting path.

To Bathe and Beyond! posted on September 4, 2008 - 9:57am

A new family moved in downstairs. A Mum and two kids, the kids don't go to school cause they are too cool! Just like I was. I didn't go to school properly, ie. more than term here and there, until I was 13. But this really has nothing to do with anything except that I found some photos and I'm going to put them up here.Taadaaa!!This was my old room, no proper walls so I plasticed them up and stuck some entertainment on them...yes, that is my school hat.I used to sneak out that door and go sleep with the Lithuanian boy next door ;-)This is my back yard...the chickens be long gone :-(And this is my Fire Bath. You fill it with water, light a fire underneath it and when the water is hot you put the fire out, get in and lie around naked in the sun. It's heaven.Not that you can see but the fire is in the shape of a tortoise. Sorry about the crappy pictures but I was naked when taking them (shock, horror) and I couldn't be bothered going down in the yard to take a good picture.Cassiopeia.

Happy Centenary!! posted on September 2, 2008 - 1:36pm

This is my 100th post.I wanted my 100th post to be a happy one, or something special, to celebrate 100 times of extreme time wasting on Blogger.But instead my hundredth post will be this:You and I, GUG, are no longer friends. I will never speak to you again. I can't block you from my Blog but I will not be going to yours ever again. If you show face here or in my inbox you will be ignored. Princess and I have put up with you mistreating us for too long and for me this is officially the end. Don't think this is done out of anger though, sure it contains a small amount of spite and vengeance but there is no anger here. Not even annoyance, simply cold calculation and my conclusion is that you are not the sort of person I want to know.Sorry Princess, for dragging you into this, but you're not online to consult with right now and frankly I've had enough.